Greetings, all! My name's Jeremy, but you can call me Tobi. 20/M/Pan -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
This blog can be NSFW, so if you don't like it, leave. I post my interests: funny stuff, robots (I love robots), kawaii stuff/stuff I find cute, fandom-related stuff, and the occasional rant/thoughts in my head.
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coalgirls:

mochidafusako:

Any pillow can be a dakimakura! All you need is a little ~imagination~

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thomas-chan~

theultraintrovert:

yarrahs-life:

frantzfandom:

convolutednormality:

geniuzoneee:

Adapt to this

LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT

I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe

in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense

Even in Scifi? We not safe in real life.

thank you I’ve been saying this for the longest!!!!! He is a damn omega level mutant, meaning in the movie he would be a class 5! Dude even adapted into a God and became the God of Death! Dude was college educated in the comics and they made him a taxi driver…like Black folks weren’t educated in the 70’s. And they didn’t even acknowledge that he was an Afro Latino…his name is Armando Munoz, he’s one of the few Afro latino superheros and they did him so dirty.

A movie that’s a metaphor for prejudice/racism/etc did the black guy dirty.

(Source: marvelmovies)

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

Anonymous asked
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear
variablejabberwocky:

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

M͛ͯ҉͜͏̬͍̰̪E͌̃ͬ̆́͊͐҉̡̱͖̲̻̹̦͇Ǒ͈̪͉̩̖ͯͫ̐͟W̃ͪ͛́͊͊ͭͩ̚͘҉̖̪̗͈̤͙̹͓͚͝

variablejabberwocky:

clockworkkanella:

sageofbacon:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

YOUR END SHALL BE PAINFUL

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

M͛ͯ҉͜͏̬͍̰̪E͌̃ͬ̆́͊͐҉̡̱͖̲̻̹̦͇Ǒ͈̪͉̩̖ͯͫ̐͟W̃ͪ͛́͊͊ͭͩ̚͘҉̖̪̗͈̤͙̹͓͚͝

(Source: arvidabystrom)

lumbllog:

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

lumbllog:

Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.
Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

My friend suggested I take a look at this blog he thought I would like, a Transformers based blog and I took a peek and I saw this

And I just

WE CANNOT ESCAPE HIM

Anonymous asked
Umm, I've seen you have a P.O. box... an d I was wondering if I could send you some stuff for your birthday??? L-like hair bows, and maybe a pair of frilly socks.

zamii070:

oMG yeah man!

my PObox is

paige paz
P.O box 35002
tucson, Arizona 85740
United States

i also have a wishlist <:3 cause i know a lot of people have asked for it

q-dormir:

Things I did to cicadas when I was a child:

  • pluck the wings off and watch them crawling
  • pluck the limbs off and watch them can’t alight on trees
  • sink them into water and listen to the funny sounds
  • tie a string and let them fly like dog walk (and then the body split in two)
  • catch them and throw them strongly
  • catch them and throw them against the walls or trees

DORMIR OMG