eidos-eidos16:

residentevildash:

To: professor@schoolname.edu
Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

cryptotheism:

Cake that says “Sorry I said annoying incorrect things about Edo period Japan to you on the internet like four years ago. I was tweaking off my ass on prescription amphetamines.”

modmad:

wisgi:

the-greentext-guy:

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for the complete experience

psychotic-gerard:

is this the tumblr blog you’re currently on you first joined tumblr with?

yes, it is.

no, it is a side-blog of it.

no, it’s a different main blog.

no, it’s a different side-blog to a different main blog.

i am not a tumblr user.

Please reblog for greater sample size <3

yagamimi-aka-mimi:

Hey y'all, money’s still a major struggle for me as I’m currently jobless and income is very infrequent, so any help would be greatly appreciated.

No goal or anything. I would just like to. survive. bare minimum. bleh.

I’d really much prefer to just have a job but. I’ve applied to hundreds at this point for like 3 years now and i’ve only gotten 3 interviews, last one was last summer. Isn’t that kinda fucked. How is this whole “getting my first job” thing even supposed to work.

anyway

Venmo: @Luigi_Yagami_64
Cashapp: $luigiyagami
Paypal: jojotarotaro39@gmail.com
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/luigi_yagamimi


Once again, Revenant is fine. All the money from Patreon goes towards the project.

coughloop:

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media “it’s how he liked to eat them”

butterflies-and-bumble-bees:
“elgringo300:
“Its April, what are we moving the turkey to the fridge for?
”
april thanksgiving
”

butterflies-and-bumble-bees:

elgringo300:

Its April, what are we moving the turkey to the fridge for?

april thanksgiving

hardrockshrimp:

Top Bruce moment for me tbh

derinthescarletpescatarian:

victorbravo:

3liza:

beesmygod:

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reddit is entering like an inverted renaissance of bad posting. this is one of the best/worst posts ive seen in a long time

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i am also constantly saying that we should eliminate 96% of men from the gene pool

I love this cos male pattern baldness is so trivial?? Like not using anything rare and debilitating as something to make your point, no hairloss is our most signifigant genetic problem. I love it

Eugenics is evil no matter the target but it says so much about the writer that they went for baldness as their example instead of like, cystic fibrosis. The poster child for easy-to-track, extremely debilitating recessive conditions. Guy tried to market eugenics and didn’t even take the low-hanging fruit.

side note: women also carry the male pattern baldness gene in approximately equal amounts to men, it just isn’t expressed. So you’d be sterilising 96% of the total population in his example. Which I’m certain would not basically destroy modern society it would be fine.

kushblazer666:

things to say to a person having a weed panic attack

damn that sounds really scary. ive never heard of that ever happening to anyone else who did weed. you probably broke your brain and it’s gonna be stuck like that forever